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    Default Medieval 2: Total War Demo

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    Fot those who want further info...

    It consists of a Tutorial which is based in the Battle Of Hastings in 1066.

    It also has the Battle of Patvia and i know this is gonna make Leans year....

    yes... you know you wanted it lean.

    The Battle of fucking Agincourt!!!!!

    Complete with Longbow men, i forgot to look if they were giving the 2 fingers to the frenchys
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ludicrouse View Post
    yes... you know you wanted it lean.

    The Battle of fucking Agincourt!!!!!

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    God damn mother fucking right i want it downloading now,

    and fuck yeah Agincourt. For all you garlic eaters in the legion, its when 6,000 of gods chosen people the English beat the living shit out of 30,000 French. Can you say owned ?
    "All right my lads, now we know Lacrobat is in the building and hes got the princess. Dennis grab the grappling irons, Desmond grab the heavy duty grenades, Duncan grab the landmines and Desmond put your fucking tiara on straight"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnpKqFWsbSk

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    Battle of Crecy was better. Similar odds, same sides, French lost thousands, English lost forty.

    That said brother Englishmen let's not forget that we did get eventually get kicked out of France (or England as it was known then) by a chick.

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    Then promptly kicked the shit outta some 4foot tall upstart with one arm.
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    And then went on to rescue them twice from the sausage munchers, giving all French women a chance to sleep with a winner in WW1 and 2, just a shame the widespread use of condoms prevented the English from improving the gene pool.
    "All right my lads, now we know Lacrobat is in the building and hes got the princess. Dennis grab the grappling irons, Desmond grab the heavy duty grenades, Duncan grab the landmines and Desmond put your fucking tiara on straight"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnpKqFWsbSk

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    Not sure I like the demo. Buggy; one unit of chivlric knights just sat there while my archers nailed them. Units in groups don't seem to respond to orders properly.

    Interface is far more cluttered then Rome and...well...ugly.

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    Fuck bugs... its got LONGBOWMEN! Thats reason enough!
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    Not only longbowmen, but after youve kicked the shit out of the whole of europe and the middleeast, but you can then develp guns, sail over to south america and wipe out the locals with musket and cannon, great.
    "All right my lads, now we know Lacrobat is in the building and hes got the princess. Dennis grab the grappling irons, Desmond grab the heavy duty grenades, Duncan grab the landmines and Desmond put your fucking tiara on straight"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnpKqFWsbSk

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    The UI is a bit ugly, but on a proper PC, no offence meant to you working class boyos, it's a fucking beautiful game. I'm worried that like Rome it will be a further dilution from the pure quality of Medieval 1, but like Rome it's so goddamn pretty that I will forgive it a hell of a lot.

    There will be a Total Realism mod for it within a few months I'll bet, and most of what's wrong will be fixed by it.

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